20w14infinite: A Look Back

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While people are setting off explosives all around town, it felt like a good time for a throwback adventure.  So, here's the April Fool's "infinite" update from a few years ago.  I don't know where my previous world went, whichever machine or launcher I used to get there.  So, a fresh start.

-185 55 -52 first hole

Found 15 iron and a few coal, gave myself obsidian and written books to get started.  You definitely want keepInventory ON for this crazy adventure.

First portal: "scottvee": a fairly stable world with sandstone, jungle logs, polished andesite, trapdoors and potted plants.  Some snorting creature is out there, probably hoglins.  Yup, hoglins AND shulkers.  I got into it with a shulker, got lifted off over rows of trapdoors, landed safely and opened trapdoors to get back down.

"pickles" - super dangerous world of signs and fences, fall through to void

"sleep" - fairly safe: sky islands of dirt, pumpkins, oak fences, snow blocks.  Some zombies spotted in distance.  Lots of mobs next level up and lout flapping like the ender dragon, but no dragon seen.

"sleepyhead" = TNT world.  Tried to get back out before explosions, but I assume the world lagged or portal was destroyed while I was in it.  Relogged, died.  Then got killed by a stray vex in my home base.

"10:41 PM" - scatter of glazed terracotta, islands of tripped warped stems.  sound of ender dragons far above.

"buggers" world of green dirt caves, up to silent uber-green forest, biome says: shattered savannah plateau. Bright purple stone.
-174 79 -24 = stairs back down to portal.
-62 23 -111 = abandoned mineshaft over chasm, lava is black

"booty" = super dark, fell right out of the world, died in Void

"5-18" = purple, stone brick slabs, sky islands? sounds of dragons and ghasts, leave asap

"5/18" = very loud, mountains of observers and redstone ore, severe lag kicks in after about 30 seconds; no mobs spotted

"boo" - max lag, barely got back out

"lag me again" - colors all wrong, multiple dragons, run

"better be good" - funky dark sky & particles but looks safe: acacia trap doors & starter chests.  Good place to stock up on bread & apples.  Use the wooden tools to cook the raw fish.  Planted a few trees over there.  An occasional vex comes over to hit me.